DO NOT APART!
I ordered a dance pad for my Dance Dance Revolution game, and it arrived with hilariously translated instrcutions... I thought I'd share. All original grammar is intact.
Hot Dance
Instruction
- Forbidden to use this product if your feet are seriously injured. Stop immediately if there is abnormal phenomenon in your foot, waist and back when using it.
- Please take off your shoes when using this product, don't wear a smooth sock do not stack up other things around you, keep far away from walls and windows, find somewhere roomy to play.
- There is maybe have some white powder on the surface of the product. please wipe off by a piece of soft, clean cloth.
- Make sure to pave the cushion.
- Don not put it near the furniture and other odds and ends.
- Young children must be guided to use it or need parents and teaches to accompany, in case to be tumbled by it.
- High technology product, do not apart, separate, or fix it anyway. Or the damage can not be guaranteed.
- Do not keep it in the quite high or low temperature environment, especially far away from fireplace.
- If this product can't work well, please connect with your supplier directly.
- This product is made for indoor games only. Do not use it outdoors or in other occassion.
- Please shut off the power before removing this product.
- Please put it on a flat floor, but not too smooth.
- Do not wear sharp shoes when using it, that may cause damage to the product.
- When using this product, pay attention to keep your feet safety.
- Strong jump or shake may cause influence to the video and audio output.
- Please do not jump strongly, that may bring troubles to the other person.
Hot Dance
Instruction
- Forbidden to use this product if your feet are seriously injured. Stop immediately if there is abnormal phenomenon in your foot, waist and back when using it.
- Please take off your shoes when using this product, don't wear a smooth sock do not stack up other things around you, keep far away from walls and windows, find somewhere roomy to play.
- There is maybe have some white powder on the surface of the product. please wipe off by a piece of soft, clean cloth.
- Make sure to pave the cushion.
- Don not put it near the furniture and other odds and ends.
- Young children must be guided to use it or need parents and teaches to accompany, in case to be tumbled by it.
- High technology product, do not apart, separate, or fix it anyway. Or the damage can not be guaranteed.
- Do not keep it in the quite high or low temperature environment, especially far away from fireplace.
- If this product can't work well, please connect with your supplier directly.
- This product is made for indoor games only. Do not use it outdoors or in other occassion.
- Please shut off the power before removing this product.
- Please put it on a flat floor, but not too smooth.
- Do not wear sharp shoes when using it, that may cause damage to the product.
- When using this product, pay attention to keep your feet safety.
- Strong jump or shake may cause influence to the video and audio output.
- Please do not jump strongly, that may bring troubles to the other person.