Okay, those of you who know me well in real life, please put down your drinks and swallow anything that you're likely to spit or choke on.
* pauses for safety *
I was at work just after 7 a.m. this morning.
* waits for gasps of shock and awe to subside *
No, I haven't been taken over by pod people.
(
Who are you and what have you done with Debbie? )