I just bought my first red lipstick and tried it on and now I feel like drenching myself in someone's blood.

Oh, no big deal, it's just MONKEYS OUTSIDE MY OFFICE OMG I NEED TO PEE BUT I'M KIND OF TOO CHICKEN TO GO OUT??!

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I'm just gonna let them enjoy their pilfered lunch and go later... =3=

Ugh I can't stop imagining sawing a butcher knife back and forth between my teeth.

I just hate when that happens...

Anyone else get sudden thoughts like these that won't go away?

I just want to hug all of you today.


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"I love making you wet."

My Sis#1 said that to me.

lol I'm not going to give you context. But I did say, "So you've done it enough times to love it, eh?"

I haven't had anything particularly noteworthy this last week, so I figured I'd do something fun. I made a video! Based on the meme that was going around a while ago on Youtube, here is my


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So I found this deflated balloon on the couch, most likely abandoned by my niece, and my mind immediately thought, 'duck penis'.


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( Surrounded by dicks )

A well tied tie is the first serious step in life.
~Oscar Wilde


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Guys, guys! I cleaned my room! :D My room looks clean now! :D

So I figured what better time to put up a stalker post and put up pictures of my room :D


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