What I want to be when I grow up.
Before I start I would like to dedicate this post to someone who I found out passed away today........... My Betta fish Rick James. I paid $16 for that Tank $3 for his food $3 for him, and 2 months later that little shit dies and the Alge fish eat's his fins. Well fuck you fish go a head an be dead. I'm gonna leave him in the to rott.
...... No I can't, Just the sad look on his dead face....
Plus fish always die with their eyes open so it creeps me out.
Anyway along with more important thing.
1.) A police man. So I could go back and beat up on all the black guys that use to pick on me in grade school.
2.) A rich and famous sports start. So I can rap a slutty white girl and get away with it. This on should count as 2 since nailing a white chick seems to be something every black guy wants to do before they die. I think it was some kind of revenge thing... dating back to slavery.
3.) The Milk Man. Just because you get to deliver the cow's milk to the family, and then your special man milk to the wife of the family.
4.) The Mail Man. Because you deliver people personal thing to them, and then you can deliver a personal-special package to the super MILF who happens to be a house wife, or a single mother without batteries.
5.) A Titty doctor. In my word's a Nipopractor. No reason needed. What SANE man wouldn't want to work with tits all day. except for ugly one's with buttercup nipples.
6.) A taste tester for all sorts of chicken comming out. Because I'm black and we are quite fond of chickens.
7.) A porn star. Because if I get crabs, the clap, gone-o-reya, etc... I'll still get laid. And best off, I can trade VD's with my slutty co-workers on set, and get paid for it.
8.) The number eight, so I wouldn't have to make up something I want to be because I'm out of ideas.
9.) A nurse that works at an old fokes home. So I could beat the shit out of old people just because they won't remember it in about 10 mins. It's not like their family cares, they never visit them. Maybe one a year when it's grand pa's birthday they'll take him to 7 eleven for some beef jerky and some advil. Then it's back to the home for 365 long days.
And Finally
10.) Just for a day, I'd want to be an upper class 40 something year old white man with a corrvete and a small penis. Just so I'll know what it feels like to be scared of black people.
...... No I can't, Just the sad look on his dead face....
Plus fish always die with their eyes open so it creeps me out.
Anyway along with more important thing.
1.) A police man. So I could go back and beat up on all the black guys that use to pick on me in grade school.
2.) A rich and famous sports start. So I can rap a slutty white girl and get away with it. This on should count as 2 since nailing a white chick seems to be something every black guy wants to do before they die. I think it was some kind of revenge thing... dating back to slavery.
3.) The Milk Man. Just because you get to deliver the cow's milk to the family, and then your special man milk to the wife of the family.
4.) The Mail Man. Because you deliver people personal thing to them, and then you can deliver a personal-special package to the super MILF who happens to be a house wife, or a single mother without batteries.
5.) A Titty doctor. In my word's a Nipopractor. No reason needed. What SANE man wouldn't want to work with tits all day. except for ugly one's with buttercup nipples.
6.) A taste tester for all sorts of chicken comming out. Because I'm black and we are quite fond of chickens.
7.) A porn star. Because if I get crabs, the clap, gone-o-reya, etc... I'll still get laid. And best off, I can trade VD's with my slutty co-workers on set, and get paid for it.
8.) The number eight, so I wouldn't have to make up something I want to be because I'm out of ideas.
9.) A nurse that works at an old fokes home. So I could beat the shit out of old people just because they won't remember it in about 10 mins. It's not like their family cares, they never visit them. Maybe one a year when it's grand pa's birthday they'll take him to 7 eleven for some beef jerky and some advil. Then it's back to the home for 365 long days.
And Finally
10.) Just for a day, I'd want to be an upper class 40 something year old white man with a corrvete and a small penis. Just so I'll know what it feels like to be scared of black people.