If you can read this............ then back up off my BALLS
Well hey people how does it go. I finally got this trash ass computer to work. Same old stuffs been going on. I finally got a position at countrywide, no more of that time card faxing temp shit for me. Despite being in freakin simi valley it's a cool place. We play basketball at lunch (the natural thing for me to do being black and all) and there's a gym to. So now I got a whole nother year to get buff for the summer being that I didn't get to go to the damn beach since I'm the only one with a fucking 9-5 and it's not really fun going to the beach when it 45 degrees outside, but hey I'm not upset or anything at least I was called and invited to go..... like 5mins before everyone was going to go and I had already been at work for 3 hours but it's okay. (FUCKERS)
There's a shit load of other stuff I've been doing but I'm not going to board up the reading time of the 3 or 4 people who actually read this. But I will give you this.
Ten Things I'm going to do before I die.
1.) Whoop a security guards ass @ a club for telling me my pants are to big when he just let the white guy with the raver pants in.
2.) Sue someone for being stupid. For my mental stress of wondering how they make it though life everyday.
3.) Have an orgy with Halley Berrie, Anglea.... Angl... that Tomb Raider bitch, and Jessica Simpson on Public Access T.V. (The only reason Jessica Simpson is in it is because it part of her obligation after I sue her for being stupid. So when I'm done skeet skeeting my love all over Halley I'll shit in Jessica's face.
4.) See what a homeless person would do for a klondik bar.
5.) Put "2" gold fish in a cup of beer and see if they're in the mood to have hot fish sex with each other.
6.) Finally slove a rubix cube...... natures rubix cube. You know what I mean.
7.) Go to a park dressed like Rambo with a b.b gun and steal peoples food from their picnic, just to see what happens.
8.) Declare my love to a rich woman with big booby, then marry her, have 2 or 3 kids, divorce her, sue and take the kids put them in boarding school and let the money pile up.
9.) Check my self into one of those insane nut house place's (the kind that lets you check your self out when you want) just so I can shit on myself and have on of the nurse's clean me. And then ask them "do you like cleaning me... say it... yes yes I like wiping your bottom" oh and don't forget the tant.
10.) Get Bill Gates really drunk to the point that he passes out, smear peanut butter on his ball. And Video tape a dog licking it off. Then keep the tape as black mail. Then watch the money pile up.
There's a shit load of other stuff I've been doing but I'm not going to board up the reading time of the 3 or 4 people who actually read this. But I will give you this.
Ten Things I'm going to do before I die.
1.) Whoop a security guards ass @ a club for telling me my pants are to big when he just let the white guy with the raver pants in.
2.) Sue someone for being stupid. For my mental stress of wondering how they make it though life everyday.
3.) Have an orgy with Halley Berrie, Anglea.... Angl... that Tomb Raider bitch, and Jessica Simpson on Public Access T.V. (The only reason Jessica Simpson is in it is because it part of her obligation after I sue her for being stupid. So when I'm done skeet skeeting my love all over Halley I'll shit in Jessica's face.
4.) See what a homeless person would do for a klondik bar.
5.) Put "2" gold fish in a cup of beer and see if they're in the mood to have hot fish sex with each other.
6.) Finally slove a rubix cube...... natures rubix cube. You know what I mean.
7.) Go to a park dressed like Rambo with a b.b gun and steal peoples food from their picnic, just to see what happens.
8.) Declare my love to a rich woman with big booby, then marry her, have 2 or 3 kids, divorce her, sue and take the kids put them in boarding school and let the money pile up.
9.) Check my self into one of those insane nut house place's (the kind that lets you check your self out when you want) just so I can shit on myself and have on of the nurse's clean me. And then ask them "do you like cleaning me... say it... yes yes I like wiping your bottom" oh and don't forget the tant.
10.) Get Bill Gates really drunk to the point that he passes out, smear peanut butter on his ball. And Video tape a dog licking it off. Then keep the tape as black mail. Then watch the money pile up.