Honk if you're horney
So the other day I was at the gym after work, and I'm going my work out minding my own business and these to gals are standing by some machine not doing shit. Not like it mattered because those bitches were so skinny you could see their neck bone through an eskmo's hooded jacket. Any way one of that throat pokers was talking to the other about some guy or a relationship or some shit I don't really know I was trying to working out but I keep hearing these bitches talking in the back ground. So I'm guessing one them got dumped or something, and her friend was trying to make her fell better. So later on there on one of the machines next to me, and her friends say to her "I'll ask him" and she asked me what I though about her friend, so I told her the truth. I told her her skinny ass friend that she looked like Keyno Reeves when he was in Bill & Ted, and a fore head like a dolphin. I think the only was you had a "boyfriend" is because you can smile like a donunt and make with the head. Now leave me the fuck alone....... fuckin ass-faced gremlin. He friend was about to start talkin shit for me being a jerk and I just gave her that look I give people, and she shut her mouth and when after her ugly crying friend. After that I felt good, because she needed to her that. She was ugly and someone had to tell her, So now she'll re-think leaving the house the way she look. And maybe she'll be able to get a date with someone for another reason besides thinking that she's ugly and has to know how to suck it.
Ugly people make me want to vomit.
Before I go. One day i'm going to live out a dream of mine. I'm going to bury a fat chick up to her neck (if she has one) on the beach and have her give me oral sex. It'll be the greatest thing one earth. Think about it. Just a head sticking out of the ground slurping you up. No hands or feet touching you. And when I'm done, I can just leave her there and let the sea gulls peck at her, then on I'll but on of those plastic six pack rings on her face then call animal control and tell them there's a stranded sea lion on the beach. And I can die happy.
Ugly people make me want to vomit.
Before I go. One day i'm going to live out a dream of mine. I'm going to bury a fat chick up to her neck (if she has one) on the beach and have her give me oral sex. It'll be the greatest thing one earth. Think about it. Just a head sticking out of the ground slurping you up. No hands or feet touching you. And when I'm done, I can just leave her there and let the sea gulls peck at her, then on I'll but on of those plastic six pack rings on her face then call animal control and tell them there's a stranded sea lion on the beach. And I can die happy.