i gave you your fair warning
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Brienne holding Jaime in the bath looked like the cover of a goddamn romance novel
Everything i loved about that scene would just be a transcript of the scene itself. Brienne curled up in the corner when Jaime got in though ;______;
Also oh man she looked so gorgeous and all i can think is i love Gwendoline Christie in the role but she is toooo beautifuuuuuuul to play Brienne. But then again everybody who is supposed to be "ugly" in the books is like STRIKE A POSE, VOGUE on the show. Dammit Jorah
Speaking of supposedly ugly characters, Shireen ;______; Goddddd that Shireen and Davos scene was killer. AND I LOVED THAT SHE WAS SINGING PATCHFACE'S SONG. Especially the haunting long version over the credits. In CoK that shit creeped me the fuck out.
Jars of fetuses, yikes Selyse. Yiiiikes
Jon Snow... knows where to put it... ? We've had so few scenes between Jon and Ygritte so far this season it kinda seemed like it came out of nowhere. That's what she said, etc. But they're cute together and i like Ygritte so much (teasing Jon about being a maid, aww), Rose Leslie is sooooo preeeeeeettyyyyyyyy agh
This episode should have just been titled BUTTS. So many butts. But i'm pleased there was a proportionate amount of male nudity for once! Yayyy. Needless to say the Harrenhal bath butts were my favorites. butttttssssssss
Seriously though Jaime and Brienne naked together, EVERY SCENE THEY HAVE TOGETHER IS BETTER THAN THE LAST, at this rate i'm just gonna be comatose in a couple weeks because it's TOOO MUHUCHHHHH but it's not too much it's perfect everything is perfect
In less happy news, DAMMIT ROBB. I was cringing throughout all of the Karstark business, ugh. UGH. And now Robb expects to get help from the Freys?!??!?! I mean, he is aware that the boned betrothal is a factor since he mentioned it... but does he not... think??? He fucked up the whole deal with them and he thinks it'll be FINE???????? ROBB STARK I AM GOING TO SET YOU ON FIRE
I was so confused about the Beric Dondarrion stuff until they explained it, like i figured he would lose the fight since i was sure the Hound wasn't dying yet, but when priest dude ran over to heal his SLICED TORSO i was like "haha yeah right" but it WORKED?!? So before they explained all that i was like, oh hey, maybe the injury wasn't as bad as it looked, maybe they didn't actually mean to show a torso sliced in half and it was just... a flesh wound... That's pretty rad though that he's died and been brought back multiple times. I guess this Lord of Light isn't fooling around. And that flaming sword was sweeeeeeeeet. (but jeez you would think of all the ways to win a battle with the Hound, fire would do it!)
Things are really seeming like Arya is going to actually get to Riverrun and be with Cat and Robb, so i'm just waiting for that to not happen. :( OR for it to all go horribly wrong when it does happen! And GODDDDDDDDD that scene with Gendry, "I can be your family." just let me die ;___________;
SHIIIIIIT TYRION AND CERSEI. Parents just don't understand. And goddammit Sansa is so happy that she dodged a bullet going with Littlefinger and NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENS.
Man these past couple episodes have been sooooo goooooooood. I'M LOVIN' IT
NEXT WEEK: BRIENNE IN A DRESS AAAAAHHHHHHH
The Office
So that Jim/Pam hug at the end of the last episode made me feel a lot of feelings! It was SUCH A GOOD HUG and then SUCH GOOD KISSING and it reminded me of the old days because all the best Jim and Pam stuff always had an element of sadness to it, and it was just so desperate and earnest and i almost resent that i love it so much because this show hasn't meant anything in such a long time! And yet here i am going WOW JIM AND PAM WOW, WHAT IS THIS THE 2000S, AM I IN COLLEGE AGAIN, WHAT'S GOING ON. I mean overall the show still isn't very good, but they've managed at least a handful of moments this season where they've recaptured some of the essence of what it felt like oh those many years ago, so that's nice. It's really weird that it's almost over.