if need be, i will marry MYSELF.
Heroes
Shirtless wet Peter: NICE.
Claire cutting off her toe: GROSS. And yet also kind of awesome? She can regrow limbs! FRIGGIN SWEET.
So whatsherface... MAYA! That's her name. Maya is going to kill the Big Bad, right? Thanks, other lady, for saying she could kill "the devil" with her power! Anyway the scene with the brother interested me a lot more than anything else has with them. They have like, complementary powers! That's pretty cool!
Hiro is so cute.
THE END. Yawn.
p.s. why YELLOW subtitles???? the Japanese subtitles are WHITE. THAT MAKES ME MAD. AT LEAST BE CONSISTENT. ARGH.
30 Rock
Liz looked so good in that wedding dress. Dang. I'm glad there were residual Floydster feelings! It still sucks that it's over between them. Double dang.
GOSH THIS SHOW MAKES ME HAPPY. I'd forgotten! It's so pretty and funny and weird all at the same time. KENNETH AND TRACY BEING MARRIED AND FAT JENNA.
Grey's Anatomy
(the season premiere, not the most recent episode. I am bad at keeping up with things. Particularly things that i only marginally care about!)
CURRENT SHIPPY INTERESTS: George/Lexie and Alex/Cristina! I probably like Alex/Cristina in more of a friendship way, but i get confused sometimes. They have similar awesome personalities! He gave her a bag of swallowed change! :D George/Lexie seems really surprisingly adorable. And is free of the George/Callie/Izzie lame-o dramarama. I approve.
Derek and Mark: totally gay for each other! I DON'T LIKE EITHER OF THEM THOUGH AND I MISS ADDISON. Oh, Addison. If only i gave a crap about watching your stupid show. :(
I'm glad Burke is gone because Cristina got back to being pretty cool! Her own personal zombie! Yesssssss.
ALEX, CUT YOUR HAIR.
FNL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT IS THIS CRAZINESS.
WHAT.
THE HECK.
So i guess this is what everybody was talking about with the Tyra and Landry thing that i saw mentioned briefly in several places! WHAAAAAAAAAAAT. NO. I was so glad they were taking him to the hospital! Because i thought "if this were a stereotypical teen thriller, they would dump him in the river! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER TYRA AND LANDRY!" AND THEN THEY DUMPED HIM IN THE RIVER. WHY. Agggggghhhhhhh. Who DOES that? I really hope they make this storyline... way less outlandish than it already is. :/ WHY, SHOW, WHY. And they were both being so awesome up to that point! Tyra and Landry BFF! FRIED GREEN TOMATOES. (no lie, that is one of my favorite movies. ever since i was like, ten, and taped it off tv and watched it over and over! except for that i didn't get the lesbian thing back then! aaaaaanyway.)
This whole episode made me sad even when it made me happy.
MATT AND JULIE NO. WHY. WHAT. WHY. Oh god, i even totally called this while watching the first season, i literally told myself "they are so perfect now but it won't last and there will be drama and Julie will find some artsy guy that will make her lose interest in Matt even though Matt is artsy but not hipster artsy and SUCK. SUCKY SUCKINESS." Lo and behold! A MUSICIAN. AN OLDER MUSICIAN WITH A GIRLFRIEND. SON OF A BITCH.
COACH AND MRS. COACH STOP MAKING ME SO SAD. TAMI. TAMI TRYING NOT TO CRY. AND THEN CRYING. IT HURTS. IT IS HURTING ME. STOP. They had a girl! I can't believe they had another girl! Aw. Dude, i didn't think that we'd be back RIGHT when Tami had the baby, i thought we might still have some time. Yeesh. 8 months is forever! How have we missed out on 8 months of their lives! I don't like that! And yet... it almost doesn't seem that weird because real life is boring and uneventful and this show is so... real-life-y? I guess? Which is not to say the SHOW is boring and uneventful! I just mean... you know! WE MISSED OUT ON CLOSE TO A YEAR AND THAT'S CRAZY!
Oh man Landry made the team! You know, before i watched the show, just from seeing promo pictures i thought Landry was a football player. I also thought Tyra was a cheerleader. Ha! It's funny the totally WRONG ideas you can get from not knowing anything about stuff.
It feels weird that we got hardly any time with Tim and Smash and Jason, but i guess i'm also used to watching like four episodes in a row and seeing a lot of everybody.
MATT AND COACH IN THE GROCERY STORE. Oh maaaaaan. How is Coach gone??? That is the worst. Look at what happens after he's been gone! Mrs. Coach is sad and Matt and Julie are on the rocks and Tyra and Landry get rid of a dead body! THIS PLACE IS FALLING APART.
Adrianne Palicki is so flippin hot. I didn't like her shorter hair when i saw it in pictures, but it turns out i actually DO like it! And those are my comments on that.
FRICK, i was so excited when the episode started! Pool time! Matt and Landry being hilarious! The S.S. Ta Tas! Julie and Tami! And now all i can think about is how DEPRESSED the whole thing made me. Oh, the Tim/Lyla scene was awesome. And Coach entertaining the baby, oh my goodness, his FACES. And... i dunno. I'm out. New Coach sucks.
It amazes me that i forgot how much i love this show in the, what, two weeks since i finished watching it. My attention span is the shortest in the whole world.
Shirtless wet Peter: NICE.
Claire cutting off her toe: GROSS. And yet also kind of awesome? She can regrow limbs! FRIGGIN SWEET.
So whatsherface... MAYA! That's her name. Maya is going to kill the Big Bad, right? Thanks, other lady, for saying she could kill "the devil" with her power! Anyway the scene with the brother interested me a lot more than anything else has with them. They have like, complementary powers! That's pretty cool!
Hiro is so cute.
THE END. Yawn.
p.s. why YELLOW subtitles???? the Japanese subtitles are WHITE. THAT MAKES ME MAD. AT LEAST BE CONSISTENT. ARGH.
30 Rock
Liz looked so good in that wedding dress. Dang. I'm glad there were residual Floydster feelings! It still sucks that it's over between them. Double dang.
GOSH THIS SHOW MAKES ME HAPPY. I'd forgotten! It's so pretty and funny and weird all at the same time. KENNETH AND TRACY BEING MARRIED AND FAT JENNA.
Grey's Anatomy
(the season premiere, not the most recent episode. I am bad at keeping up with things. Particularly things that i only marginally care about!)
CURRENT SHIPPY INTERESTS: George/Lexie and Alex/Cristina! I probably like Alex/Cristina in more of a friendship way, but i get confused sometimes. They have similar awesome personalities! He gave her a bag of swallowed change! :D George/Lexie seems really surprisingly adorable. And is free of the George/Callie/Izzie lame-o dramarama. I approve.
Derek and Mark: totally gay for each other! I DON'T LIKE EITHER OF THEM THOUGH AND I MISS ADDISON. Oh, Addison. If only i gave a crap about watching your stupid show. :(
I'm glad Burke is gone because Cristina got back to being pretty cool! Her own personal zombie! Yesssssss.
ALEX, CUT YOUR HAIR.
FNL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT IS THIS CRAZINESS.
WHAT.
THE HECK.
So i guess this is what everybody was talking about with the Tyra and Landry thing that i saw mentioned briefly in several places! WHAAAAAAAAAAAT. NO. I was so glad they were taking him to the hospital! Because i thought "if this were a stereotypical teen thriller, they would dump him in the river! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER TYRA AND LANDRY!" AND THEN THEY DUMPED HIM IN THE RIVER. WHY. Agggggghhhhhhh. Who DOES that? I really hope they make this storyline... way less outlandish than it already is. :/ WHY, SHOW, WHY. And they were both being so awesome up to that point! Tyra and Landry BFF! FRIED GREEN TOMATOES. (no lie, that is one of my favorite movies. ever since i was like, ten, and taped it off tv and watched it over and over! except for that i didn't get the lesbian thing back then! aaaaaanyway.)
This whole episode made me sad even when it made me happy.
MATT AND JULIE NO. WHY. WHAT. WHY. Oh god, i even totally called this while watching the first season, i literally told myself "they are so perfect now but it won't last and there will be drama and Julie will find some artsy guy that will make her lose interest in Matt even though Matt is artsy but not hipster artsy and SUCK. SUCKY SUCKINESS." Lo and behold! A MUSICIAN. AN OLDER MUSICIAN WITH A GIRLFRIEND. SON OF A BITCH.
COACH AND MRS. COACH STOP MAKING ME SO SAD. TAMI. TAMI TRYING NOT TO CRY. AND THEN CRYING. IT HURTS. IT IS HURTING ME. STOP. They had a girl! I can't believe they had another girl! Aw. Dude, i didn't think that we'd be back RIGHT when Tami had the baby, i thought we might still have some time. Yeesh. 8 months is forever! How have we missed out on 8 months of their lives! I don't like that! And yet... it almost doesn't seem that weird because real life is boring and uneventful and this show is so... real-life-y? I guess? Which is not to say the SHOW is boring and uneventful! I just mean... you know! WE MISSED OUT ON CLOSE TO A YEAR AND THAT'S CRAZY!
Oh man Landry made the team! You know, before i watched the show, just from seeing promo pictures i thought Landry was a football player. I also thought Tyra was a cheerleader. Ha! It's funny the totally WRONG ideas you can get from not knowing anything about stuff.
It feels weird that we got hardly any time with Tim and Smash and Jason, but i guess i'm also used to watching like four episodes in a row and seeing a lot of everybody.
MATT AND COACH IN THE GROCERY STORE. Oh maaaaaan. How is Coach gone??? That is the worst. Look at what happens after he's been gone! Mrs. Coach is sad and Matt and Julie are on the rocks and Tyra and Landry get rid of a dead body! THIS PLACE IS FALLING APART.
Adrianne Palicki is so flippin hot. I didn't like her shorter hair when i saw it in pictures, but it turns out i actually DO like it! And those are my comments on that.
FRICK, i was so excited when the episode started! Pool time! Matt and Landry being hilarious! The S.S. Ta Tas! Julie and Tami! And now all i can think about is how DEPRESSED the whole thing made me. Oh, the Tim/Lyla scene was awesome. And Coach entertaining the baby, oh my goodness, his FACES. And... i dunno. I'm out. New Coach sucks.
It amazes me that i forgot how much i love this show in the, what, two weeks since i finished watching it. My attention span is the shortest in the whole world.