WALL RAPISTS!!!

[tmctazz]

Me: how bad is that, I'm 19 years old and I still can't wear light clothes?
Meredith: I can't eat spaghetti without getting sauce all over me
Me: lol no one can
Meredith: but I am only 18, so maybe I'll be more accomplished when I turn 19

Me: oops I interrupted your rapage!

Me: OMG she posted on her own wall...that is so uncool
Meredith: I know!
Meredith: we should condemn her for that!

Me: DO NOT DELETE HER
Me: that is unsportsmanlikeconduct!
Jaime: i want to WICKED bad
Jaime: hahaha
Jaime: yep
Me: (that's right, one word)

Me: you posted on your own wall!!! that is so uncool...
Jaime: just like all wall rapists everywhere

Me: your wall has been raped with the utmost care though if that makes you feel any better
Auto response from Jaime:
Jaime's current anger status: stable.
Jaime's current wall status: RAPED!

Me: did I call you monday night?
Meghan: haHAHAHAHAH yes
Me: I was afraid you'd say that...
Meghan: the message was like this: hey its me im staring at the table drunk..ive never called u drunk before...im staring at the table....im drunk and im staring at the table....i hope u will call me back...i am staring at the table....i am drunk

Jaime: and im a tricky beast haha

Jaime: i went to check my mail just now and i have 26 new messages haha
Me: riiiiiiiiiight
Me: lovely!
Jaime: thats how many times u and meredith signed my wall
Me: OH lmao
Jaime: TWENTY SIX TIMES
Me: that's actually really funny
Jaime: but I'M the rapist...
Me: yes!
Jaime: NO!
Jaime: (with a french accent, it still means the same thing