There Are Sims Having Sex On My Buddylist
Word of the day (because I'm random): bevy: an alcohol drink, mainly beer ---> To use it in a sentence: Monday night I had too many bevies and drunk called Meredith (and I think Meghan, too)
Meredith: I take offense to that message
Auto response from Dancingdolzz: All people EXCEPT for Jaime, fucking suck
Meredith: I merely blow tasha
Me: tell me something, do you think the adjectives 'plump' and 'round' are a compliment when it comes to a woman's butt?
Meredith: if you are black, yes
Meredith: if you are white, not so much
Jaime: ok, ur a certified loser, im a certified DUMMY!
Me: at least we got certified, now if we get pulled over doing that, we have a license for it
Erin: there are sims having sex on my buddy list
Me: I beg your pardon?
Erin: there are sims having sex on my buddy list
Erin: what part of that did you not understand
Me: the 'sims have sex on your buddy list' part
Erin: i looked up at my buddy list and there were sims having sex on the top
Erin: they were like having sex
Me: uh huh...
Erin: IM NOT JOKING AROUND ABOUT THIS
Erin: ITS A VERY SERIOUS MATTER
Erin: THERE WERE SIMS FUCKING ON MY BUDDY LIST!
Me: While I understand and sympathize, I don't know how to help you
Erin: whats even worse
Erin: or well
Erin: more so dissapointing
Erin: they were all straight
Erin: and they werent using protection
Erin: cause there were little sim babies running around
Erin: omfg sims gone wild on erin's buddy list
Me: I can see your problem
Me: did you take your medication today/
Erin: IM NOT ON MEDICATION ANYMROE!
Me: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE
Erin: im dead serious tasha
Erin: there were sims getting it on on my buddy list
Erin: it needs to be sanitized
Erin: if you quote any of that
Erin: i WILL kill you
Jim: Maybe he fell off the equipment. God, I really hope he fell off the equipment.