The funniest conversation of my entire life
Jaime: have u lost ur flower?
Jaime: ARE U NO LONGER A VIRGIN?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Me: lmao...OMG that's great...um, I lost my flower a long time ago
Jaime: have u never heard of the phrase kiss and tell
Jaime: well, it applies to sex too
Jaime: we're too 'catholic' for you
Me: yeah you are
Me: and I;m too uncatholic to ever be one of you again!
Jaime: tasha, who knew sex would be such a conversation-opener for us!
Jaime: UGH it sucks being me sometimes haha
Me: yeah...that does suck, but a lot of it is confidence, getting over that first *ahem no pun intended* hump
Jaime: did u use protection (for the love of HARRY say u did)?
Jaime: so, are you like a little whore now? do u just call tom for booty calls?
Jaime: UR A WHORE!
Jaime: oh gosh, my little TC is a ho...
Me: I dont know, I complain all the time because there's no...privacy to our sex life
Me: like if we're at his friend john's dorm apartment thingy and either of us feels like having sex, we just get up and go into john's bedroom and do it...and everyone knows
Me: and at first that didn't bother me, but now it kinda does
Me: I mean its not a huge deal...its not like they can hear us, its just...they KNOW
Jaime: you know how to be a whore in more than one position?!?!?!
Jaime: well then again that doesnt surprise me
Jaime: after all, you ARE a creative person
Me: oh I know many positions...the good, the bad, and the 20-straight-minutes-of-orgasms
Jaime: write a book, tasha
Jaime: write it right now and i PROMISE i will buy it
Jaime: if i knew my little tasha was doing anal sex... oh gosh, the world would end
Jaime: whats the difference between that and doggy style?
Me: well doggy style...it goes in the same hole, to be completely graphic, just from behind, you have to be a different way obviously, but anal sex...mostly only gay men have anal sex because they don't HAVE that particular hole...you know?
Jaime: ahah nice way to word it tash
Me: ...the vagina...they're missing it so...it has to go into the butt...and ew
Jaime: thanks for the clarification
Me: any time
Jaime: oh i remember a question i had!
Jaime: but its personal so....
Jaime: how long was it?
Jaime: not his penis hahahaha
Me: hahahahahaha
Me: OMG
Jaime: time-wise
Me: LMFAO
Me: give me a second to laugh over that
Me: omG
Jaime: i wont ask that haha im not that bad
Jaime: omg tasha ur like a sex GODDESS
Jaime: a sex connosieurr!
Me: hahaha
Jaime: i butchered that word... haha
Me: yeah I have no idea what that says
Jaime: like a wine connoseur
Me: gotcha
Jaime: but ur a sex con-a-what-cha-ma-call-it
Me: I don't know why but...I love him.
Jaime: awww!
Jaime: i dont even have a joke for that!
Me: I know
Me: ain't it crappy?
Jaime: oh yes, pure shit
Jaime: so, is that why u were on the pill in disney? or are ur periods really crappy too?
Me: I've been on the pill since i was 12...its just an added bonus now that I'm having sex because I'm allergic to latex and non latex condoms are $13 for a pack of three...which we sometimes og through in one night
Jaime: you SLUT