MM is THE WORLD'S BIGGEST LIAR
Jen: get out of my head tammy
Mom: i dont wanna!
Jen: wow, it's creepy in there though
Mom: lol i know thats why i like it
Jen: freak
Cooper: hahahahah ur anti-drug is workin real well huh
Meghan: omg i got this pamphlet about france and its so scary!
Meghan: they are like beware of terrorists who do the patented BUMP AND SNATCH! where they ram into u and steal ur stuff!! aaah!
Meghan: then theres the "grab and go"
Meredith: and the bend and snap?
Jaime: hey, i have bad taste too, and im not ashamed!
Jaime: love ur bad taste
Jaime: HONE it haha
Me: did you hear my blowing down the streets of boston story?
Jaime: oh i heard it haha
Jaime: and i too can TOTALLY picture your weak little frail body just wiggling away in the wind....
Jaime: omg i totally said something today that reminded me of you!
Me: ...?
Jaime: Kerrie and my friend georgia were talking about how janet jackson has an 18 year old child she has hidden from the world and i said, "Wait, 18 years old? Does she know about it?"
Jaime: THATS SUCH A THING U WOULD SAY! hahaha
Me: thaaaaaaaaaaaaanks AGAIN
Mom: Im meeting daddy at D&D tomorrow at 6:15 to have this talk that he wants to have
Me: the restaurant? he couldn't take you somewhere nicer?
Mom: shit it was like pulling teeth to get him to buy me a damn large coffee last saturday
Meredith: ..^.. I am flipping you off
“What's that? Oh yes, yes. I love crack. I'm absolutely coo-coo for crack!” - Stewie
Tom: ...Last time I poke YOU with my genitals...
Meghan: If this is what happens to sober people, you need to get out
Meghan: ur like a word rapist
Meghan: u steal quotes that people dont want to give u!
Meghan: give me my life back!
Me: I talked to Tom last night and he said we're both being stupid and we need to just sit down and talk because we're obviously not doing enough of that, that's obviously part of the problem
Me: bastard...
Meghan: hahaha gee sucks when u have a boyfriend who has a good idea
Me: ...thanks, Meg
Meghan: she was like i dont wanna get drunk and sit on the floor i was like YOU DONT NOT JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR WHEN U ARE DRUNK
Meghan: if that was all that happened it wouldnt be worth it...
Me: lol no you do lap dances and kiss strangers when you're drunk...who sits on the floor?
Meghan: if any of u turned out to be lesbians i wouldnt be surprised knowing how weird u are
Me: OMG
Meghan: i wish i was having sex all over the place...being single sucks haha
Me: having sex is awesome, TOO BAD YOU'RE MISSING OUT
Me: I've lost 12 pounds since i started...
Me: nice to know what you think of me...
Mom: i dont think anything of you
Me: that's even better!
Mom: OMG you know what i mean
Meghan: omg rosa parks died!
Meredith: Poor Rosa
Meredith: I saw her on Saturday at the wax museum
Meredith: she looked in good health then
Meghan: a little waxy tho
Meredith: can you picture Alyssa and me sitting on her floor drunk?
Jaime: meredith, when you get drunk, you dont SIT ON THE FLOOR
Meghan: hahaha no u dont-u crawl in windows and talk about how short people shouldnt have the same rights as tall people