Nov 04, 2006 12:32
dude (11:53:59 AM): hey sexy
me (11:58:27 AM): who is this?
me (11:58:43 AM): and hi back
me (11:58:47 AM): can't say i know if you're sexy
dude (11:59:05 AM): hey I was surfin myspace and saw ur profile
dude (11:59:07 AM): single?
me (11:59:30 AM): what do you think of my latest blog?
me (11:59:33 AM): a word for the lovers
me (12:00:17 PM): what is your myspace url?
dude (12:00:26 PM): got nothin on mine
dude (12:00:28 PM): and I like it
dude (12:00:34 PM): u single?
me (12:00:56 PM): yes, although i have strong connection in my mind with a friend of mine
me (12:01:04 PM): what about you?
dude (12:01:18 PM): single
dude (12:01:24 PM): r u a naughty girl hunny?
me (12:01:28 PM): can't say i am
me (12:01:36 PM): quite conservative at the moment actually
me (12:01:47 PM): the naughty girl inside of me is unavailable
me (12:02:02 PM): i live with my parents and am actively practicing abstinance
me (12:02:32 PM): she, the naughty girl inside of me, is in remission
dude (12:02:42 PM): one look @ my crotch and that would change very quick
me (12:02:59 PM): lol, i'm not actually too fond of dick
me (12:03:07 PM): i'm bisexual and have little experience
me (12:03:16 PM): your hard on wouldn't impress me
dude (12:03:27 PM): 9'' would
me (12:03:36 PM): i like vibrators though
me (12:03:55 PM): never had a 9' vibrator
me (12:04:09 PM): it was more of a teaser, wanted to stick it in all the way but couldn't
me (12:04:17 PM): got it with a bisexual girlfriend of mine
me (12:05:13 PM): are you bisexual?
dude (12:05:42 PM): no but I would love gettin 2 girls
dude (12:05:57 PM): eat one while I fuck the other
me (12:06:10 PM): think your multitalented enough for that?
dude (12:06:33 PM): done it b4
me (12:06:43 PM): oooh, so you have experience with that
me (12:06:48 PM): know any hot single lesbians?
me (12:07:35 PM): i hardly ever go out, i don't meet many people
me (12:07:49 PM): plus my alcoholism was taken away recently
me (12:07:51 PM): so much for clubbing
me (12:08:25 PM): your talking to a medicated girl who was on the way to being 100% naughty
me (12:08:34 PM): there wasn't enough support for that to occur
me (12:08:56 PM): so i live with my parents, lonely, bored out of my mind, and medicated with meds that don't mix well with alcohol
dude (12:09:25 PM): it does w/ cum though
me (12:09:52 PM): haha, my goals are different. i'm not chasing after alcohol, hot people, dick or cunt, any of the sort
me (12:10:04 PM): i'm looking for an office job that pays decently so i can buy a car and maybe dental braces.
me (12:10:43 PM): meds keep me behaving right
me (12:12:18 PM): i'm an attention whore now, i need people because the meds also killed most of my narcism
me (12:13:06 PM): i lack many aspects of a previous identity
me (12:13:39 PM): where do you live?
me (12:15:21 PM): sorry, guess i'm not too much fun to talk to