So I sing in the car. Loudly. To whatever's playing, usually off my iPhone ( Read more... )

Seriously, I need to reconsider my fiber intake. Because this is most certainly NOT the first time (nor, I fear, will it be the last) where I feel like I'm shitting a GIANT BRICK and end up finding more blood than anything else on the toilet paper. It is neither pretty nor fun, and hurts like goddamn hell ( Read more... )