OW MY ASS
Seriously, I need to reconsider my fiber intake. Because this is most certainly NOT the first time (nor, I fear, will it be the last) where I feel like I'm shitting a GIANT BRICK and end up finding more blood than anything else on the toilet paper. It is neither pretty nor fun, and hurts like goddamn hell.
On a much lighter note, it's snowing! It looks almost fake. I looked out my window about 3 hours ago and it was clear and bright, the usual winter day when it's below 32F...and now there is at least 3 inches on the ground and it's showing no signs of letting up. We're expecting another 7-10 inches overnight, although the snow isn't supposed to actually stop until tomorrow afternoon. But it's so pretty! I will go out and play in it tomorrow, when it's all fluffy and fun, and throw snowballs at Mike, and possibly build a snowman. Or a giant snow-penis, whichever.
Oh, and also, I was directed to an awesome song called "A Cautionary Song" by a band called The Decemberists and it is really good. Look up the lyrics, they're creepy and fun. And the melody is almost haunting and taunting at the same time. Really. Go get it.
On a much lighter note, it's snowing! It looks almost fake. I looked out my window about 3 hours ago and it was clear and bright, the usual winter day when it's below 32F...and now there is at least 3 inches on the ground and it's showing no signs of letting up. We're expecting another 7-10 inches overnight, although the snow isn't supposed to actually stop until tomorrow afternoon. But it's so pretty! I will go out and play in it tomorrow, when it's all fluffy and fun, and throw snowballs at Mike, and possibly build a snowman. Or a giant snow-penis, whichever.
Oh, and also, I was directed to an awesome song called "A Cautionary Song" by a band called The Decemberists and it is really good. Look up the lyrics, they're creepy and fun. And the melody is almost haunting and taunting at the same time. Really. Go get it.