Oh my god, this is like a cry for help.

[tinted_glass]

So I was sorting through the latest porn shipment at work and it was pretty much like every other shipment in that you're sorry you're not the one being paid money out your asscheeks to come up with titles like There is a Great Big Penis in my Butt!! and I was thinking maybe I should throw myself in front of a train because God hurt my feelings by

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[hellopinkie]

In fact I think there is a trailer for The (p0rn) office somewhere xDDDDDD. I will try to find it for you

HERE IT IS

I LOL'D. I.LOL'D. (It specially cracks me up that Michael is no longer Michael but MICHELLE, the blondie with big boobs.)

[tinted_glass]

NOT GONNA WATCH THAT AT WORK BUT HAHAH, MICHELLE, of course. PITY they didn't hold true to gender. Not that I was expecting GAY PORN but it would have been amazing to see Michael definitely have sex with Ryan, and Andy trying Jim's "ONE WOMAN, ONE MAN" suggestion. The one man being Oscar. And then, you know, everyone would have a giant orgy. :>

[glenvorian]

Gay porn would have made me squee with delight!

[firthgal]

Ahahaha, I could not resist pointing out this lovely typo:

you're sorry you're not the one being paid money out your asscheeks to come with titles like There is a Great Big Penis in my Butt!!

Or maybe that wasn't a typo. Anyway, I had seen the preview for this not too long ago, AND I AM SO JEALOUS THAT YOU HAVE ACCESS TO IT. Not that I even want to fathom Liz and Tracy ever doing it with each other. But my brain would probably explode from the awesome of Jack and Liz doing it.

ALSO, OFFICE PORN, OH GOD! I NEED TO SEE IT.

[tinted_glass]

HAHA, no that was totally a Freudian slip typo. All in all appropriate, I must say.

WELL, I have access to the case but I have no idea when they are going to encode the media. I am probably never going to see pornstar Jack boning everyone. IT IS SAD.

I would make an effort to watch The Office porn, however. If the company ever ships it to us.

[postingwhore]

the office xxx parody is mostly boring. :P

disclaimer: i'm asexual :P

[tinted_glass]

I don't believe I have ever seen EXCITING PORN. And I've seen a lot of porn, now. Awesome.

[readbtwnthelies]

iiii know what mina is stealing from her workplace when it arrives.

lol.

[tinted_glass]

I would never. That is what the Internet is for. :>

[readbtwnthelies]

ah yes, how could i forget the magic of the internetz.

[bebitched]

OH MY GOD!!!!! If the Office one gets shipped to your office can you take a picture? Please pretty please I'll have your babies XD

[tinted_glass]

My camera phone is quite rub, but yes, I will DO MY BEST to document the DVD's arrival, should it ever make an appearance.

[15lbpurebunny]

Sadly, I have heard about this.

There is also a Star Trek one that just came out recently.

And....wait for it....Seinfeld. I don't even want to imagine what happens between Kramer and Newman.

[tinted_glass]

Boldly sowing where no man has sown before?

Yeah the back cover proudly exclaimed its AMAZING SEINFELD pornography GO SEE IT TODAY. I would rather not.

[15lbpurebunny]

That's so funny!

My husband said Boldly Blowing where no man has BLOWN BEFORE!

Brings a whollllle new meaning to Tribble Trouble, dontcha think?

Who wants to watch ANY of this shit is my question. Even as the proverbial lark.

[tinted_glass]

Boldly blowing! You know - and I have never read any of this. Ever. - but one of Star Trek fanfic's guilty pleasure kinks is apparently giving Spock raging green erections. Because of the whole Vulcan blood color thing. Kirk is a fan of the diversity, or so fanfic would leave one to believe.

Trouble With Tribbles the XXX version would be what midget bestiality is to the Industry today. OMG.

I think firthgal expressed some interest in watching The Office parody. Are we, any of us, surprised? :>