Oh my god, this is like a cry for help.

[tinted_glass]

So I was sorting through the latest porn shipment at work and it was pretty much like every other shipment in that you're sorry you're not the one being paid money out your asscheeks to come up with titles like There is a Great Big Penis in my Butt!! and I was thinking maybe I should throw myself in front of a train because God hurt my feelings by

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[15lbpurebunny]

Sadly, I have heard about this.

There is also a Star Trek one that just came out recently.

And....wait for it....Seinfeld. I don't even want to imagine what happens between Kramer and Newman.

[tinted_glass]

Boldly sowing where no man has sown before?

Yeah the back cover proudly exclaimed its AMAZING SEINFELD pornography GO SEE IT TODAY. I would rather not.

[15lbpurebunny]

That's so funny!

My husband said Boldly Blowing where no man has BLOWN BEFORE!

Brings a whollllle new meaning to Tribble Trouble, dontcha think?

Who wants to watch ANY of this shit is my question. Even as the proverbial lark.

[tinted_glass]

Boldly blowing! You know - and I have never read any of this. Ever. - but one of Star Trek fanfic's guilty pleasure kinks is apparently giving Spock raging green erections. Because of the whole Vulcan blood color thing. Kirk is a fan of the diversity, or so fanfic would leave one to believe.

Trouble With Tribbles the XXX version would be what midget bestiality is to the Industry today. OMG.

I think firthgal expressed some interest in watching The Office parody. Are we, any of us, surprised? :>

[15lbpurebunny]

Well that website Gawker (which I LOVE) has kept it's readers ABREAST (see what I did there, with the porn?) of all the parodies without going XXX on us. Happily.

I'm SO not surprised that Firth wats to see that. I still contend the UK version is better. (Both original and porn, that is.)

Porn and The Office. Can you imagine how her little firthy head would IMPLODE if they did a Merlin porn? My god.

[tinted_glass]

Well, Gawker sounds positively titillating.

If I wanted to see any of this parody porn business I would want to see Stargate Atlantis parody porn. I don't know if you have seen SGA but it has aliens that have feeding orifices/mouths/whatever on their hands so I'm pretty sure they'd give amazing handjobs, and that is how they would conquer the galaxy.

[15lbpurebunny]

"......so I'm pretty sure they'd give amazing handjobs...."

This? This is why I love you. I almost can't tell if you are saying this without a shred of irony. I just love you, my dear.

LOVE.

[firthgal]

Oi, I can hear you guys talking about me! And, oh god, MERLIN PARODY PORN. THIS NEEDS TO EXIST. NOW.

[tinted_glass]

Next time I will have to type more silently. :>

Just think of all the inventive ways magic could be used to lubricate Arthur's sword. No wait.

[firthgal]

I WANT MAGICAL BONDAGE. AND TELEKINETIC HANDJOBS.

[tinted_glass]

WHY STOP AT HANDJOBS? BLOWJOBS. RIMJOBS. SIMULTANEOUSLY.

[firthgal]

ALL WHILE MERLIN LICKS UTHER'S ARTHUR'S NIPPLES. YES.

[15lbpurebunny]

How could you hear that?

(How could she hear that, Tinted?)

Anyways, I think you'd DIE if there were a merlin porn parody. So perhaps you should be thankful there isn't one. POOF. End of firth, ya know?

[firthgal]

I would only die if this scene happens.

[15lbpurebunny]

That would probably be the opening scene. Naturally.

[firthgal]

Can I just say that I wish I had found this icon before I posted this comment? BLAST MY UNTIMELY ICON ACQUIRING!