Oh my god, this is like a cry for help.
So I was sorting through the latest porn shipment at work and it was pretty much like every other shipment in that you're sorry you're not the one being paid money out your asscheeks to come up with titles like There is a Great Big Penis in my Butt!! and I was thinking maybe I should throw myself in front of a train because God hurt my feelings by creating this UNUTTERABLE INJUSTICE, and then I thought, "Wow, there are no trains around here. Maybe I should move to Japan," but then I couldn't even move from my seat because I FOUND 30 ROCK PORN and it was so completely fucked up and awesome at the same time that I kind of couldn't breathe.
Fucking for real, y'all. It's like, everyone got terrible plastic surgery and their follow-up botox injections were actually hits of crystal meth because being high and useless is better than being sober and UGLY, and then they all had sex. I don't think that's the premise but it's probably not far off.
OH MY GOD. I just checked the back cover and the studio also produced The Office: A XXX Parody. Oh my god. Oh my god. AMAZING. So of course it hasn't been shipped to my workplace yet, but holy shit jesus christ ahahahahHAAA.
Fucking for real, y'all. It's like, everyone got terrible plastic surgery and their follow-up botox injections were actually hits of crystal meth because being high and useless is better than being sober and UGLY, and then they all had sex. I don't think that's the premise but it's probably not far off.
OH MY GOD. I just checked the back cover and the studio also produced The Office: A XXX Parody. Oh my god. Oh my god. AMAZING. So of course it hasn't been shipped to my workplace yet, but holy shit jesus christ ahahahahHAAA.