Ah, Doritos. That yummy, yummy corn chip that just satisfies like no other. My long lost lover. The fiendish foe of my ever expanding ass.

Doritos have finally made it to Denmark. Or more importantly, to my local supermarket. It's been 12 years since I had my first Dorito, and at least 8 since I had my last. Our eyes met as I was walking down the ( Read more... )

I've set up a date for next week. It's with a 'friend with benefits'-type person, so there's no new relationship pressure. On the other hand, there is a good chance that I'll give the ok for some much needed rough'n'tumble. That'll be my official deadline for Ron. I'm too fabulous to be kept at home waiting for a phone to ring. If it actually did I ( Read more... )

So, uhm...

It seems as though my long-distance romance has run its course.

We had gotten into the habit of talking at least every couple of days on the phone, so I was surprised and little hurt when I didn't hear from him on my birthday. - Or the following week.

I tried to call him every couple of days, but he didn't pick up and he didn't call back. ( Read more... )