God hates me. Event Horizon came on the TV while I actually got to sleep last night. It woke me up. I looked at the screen, and there was Jason Isaacs. Damn ( Read more... )

Where is the End of Time when you need it? Seriously, this year has been so crap, I'm almost immobilised with amazement that it can get any worse ( Read more... )

A few days ago, CarMax called to let me know the Smartie had gotten a wee bit of damage en route from Columbia to the lot up here. It appears that one of the hood clips had been broken off and would need to be replaced. The problem is, Smart Cars are made by Mercedes Benz (WHOA! SWAG! I had no idea), and they have to get the part from overseas. ( Read more... )

I just got off the phone with a dude at CarMax. I have been approved for pretty much any car I want. But the one I want is this Smart Car.


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So week before last, I was out to get a hamburger because I had no protein in the house and the doctor said PROTEIN, BITCH! As I toodled along, trying to be all bouncy and shite, this oncoming car crossed over the line. I swerved to miss it. It kept on going. I popped onto the shoulder and lost control of the car. I spun out like Vin Diesel on ( Read more... )

Carmax just sent me this page. Pretty impressive of them, methinks. Anyway, you can check out the grooviness of the new car here. Please make complimentary comments below, thank you! ;P

I may have found a car, and I've already got financing for it. The problem is, the settlement money has not shown up in the bank yet. If it does show up today, Diane will be taking me to Carmax to talk to the rep with whom I spoke on the phone. Then, I should be able to drive home in a 2006 Ford Focus. I've already pre-named it. Freddie. The ( Read more... )

We are having a major thunderstorm here right now. The animals are climbing me like I'm a fire fighters' ladder. And it's starting to piss me off. I feel for them, I really do. But being the only person here now is pernear impossible to tolerate when you look like you're dripping fur, so many animals are on you like freckles.

I am watching X- ( Read more... )

Finally passed out a little after 6 AM. Probably would have slept longer, but the phone woke me up ( Read more... )

So, where to begin ( Read more... )