Oh. Oh, no.
Click to viewLook, I was willing to give it as much a go as the next LOM/A2A fan, but... just...
Not on, America. Not on.
Oh, also. In an hilarious stepping-machine-right-foot-introduction scenario, and with a little help from everyone's favourite invisible bastard gravity, I fractured my big toe. Hello to you, temporary immobility! Do come in.