I think I'm among the living now
I was starting to forget what a computer felt like for a while there. XD But I'm back now.
My computer's been horribly slow lately. D: It's infected with a bitch of a virus but it won't go away. It swallowed my internet twice while I was trying to post this. *tries to beat it with a stick* D: ...I'm sorry baby, I love you. *pets*
School's been cool though. I can actually OPEN my locker! :D I love my English teacher too. He really let's us have free rein with writing. Our first assigment was to write what we could have done over the summer if there was no limits. So I wrote about how I went to Europe, got bored, and created a parallel universe in a box where the Earth was hourglass shaped and people walked upside down. Then I turned into a nomadic hippie who travaled back in time and screwed over history. And stalked Hugh Laurie and eloped with him on a cruise.
...I think I scared him a bit. >_> It didn't help that he caught me telling one of my friends I ordered 'Lolita' online so I could read it.
Him: ...Figures. *walks away*
Me: Shut up. :(
Speaking of books, my Anne Rice muse is offically dead on the side of the road now. That caught on fire. I finished her first four books. Interview with the Vampire I loved, I liked The Vampire Lestat, Queen of the Damned was...weird but doable.
Tale of the Body Theif? Dude, no. DX Oh Anne, you trainwreck of ego and weird, you.
It was kind of stupid compared to her others. And didn't flow at all. I'll give you examples:
TVL, QotD: Louis- Lestat! :D *makes out*
TofBT: Louis- OMG LESTAT HOW DARE YOU STILL WANT TO BE A VAMPIRE INSTEAD OF MORTAL. GO AWAY. YOU DON'T EVER CALL EITHER DAMNIT!! D:< *slams door*
Lestat: D: You're just playing hard to get right? I love you babe.
In All The Books Ever: Lestat- Dude I'm going to be complete brat and proably make out with you later. >:D And you're totally gonna like it. Watch me as I flaunt my aristocratic flair. *flaunts*
TotBT: Lestat- D: WATCH ME CRY MY BIG EMO TEAR AND WHINE THAT I HAVE NO PURPOSE. WHICH IS KIND OF CONTRADICTORY TO MY CHARACTER BUT WHATEVER. IT'S LIKE BEING TOLD LOUIS'S LIFE STORY AGAIN, ONLY WITHOUT THE FUN OF THE CRAZED VAMPIRE KID. ;__;
Me: ...whut?
I'll probably post more this weekend, but I'm too tired right now.