12th Nigga Moment: A Documentation

[thuggincornrows]

‘Aye ya’ll, this is Riley Escobar. But you may know me as Pillsbury Doughboy, Young Reezy, or Dat Nigga From Up the Block. [Which he TOTALLY didn't just make up right now on the spot] I’m here today to give ya’ll a very special documentary I’ve been working on. Just a lil’ some’n some’n I been thinkin’ ‘bout doin’ for the homies like me growing up

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[child_radical]

You had better start running for your life within the next twelve seconds.

[thuggincornrows]

Man I'll give you THIRTEEN seconds to back down 'fore you be tastin' dirt nigga.

[Yes, he's agitating Huey on purpose. Now he can test out his guns]

[child_radical]

You recorded me getting dressed. I will kill you for pulling a stupid stunt like this.

[thuggincornrows]

I thought you'd be proud of me. I'm doing a documentary. And on my big SISTER nonetheless.

[Sad sounding voice that's obviously fake]

I thought I finally had impressed you too...

[child_radical]

The only thing you've done is made me question how nice it would be an only child.

[thuggincornrows]

[That kinda hurt. Riley figured he annoyed him-- her, mostly on purpose, but... he didn't think things had went that far.]

...

Man, FUCK you, Huey.

[child_radical]

Don't you raise your voice to me.

[She's just mad, she doesn't mean anything. The hitting though, yeah she still wants to hit you.]

[thuggincornrows]

[Well yeah he's used to that. But he doesn't know she didn't really mean it]

And why shouldn't I?

[child_radical]

Because you'll only make things worse for yourself in the long run.

[thuggincornrows]

You ain't the boss of me! Always tryin' to control somebody...

[child_radical]

Granddad isn't here and somebody needs to keep an eye on you.

[thuggincornrows]

I don't need nobody keepin' an eye on me. 'Sides you did this back at home too.

[child_radical]

Because the last time Granddad gave you some leeway you tried to kidnap Oprah with Ed and Rummy.

[thuggincornrows]

A'ight a'ight, but what about when we were back home by ourselves and you didn't wanna share responsibility wit' nobody?