The Greatest Sentence Ever Written in the English Language

Aug 25, 2008 08:49

As far as I have been able to discern, the author of this sentence speaks English as his/her primary language.

"Then we the person the resident called for knew he found them out the person tried to bribe him with $20."

I cannot fathom how someone can write something like the above. I understand that spelling and grammatical errors happen due to laziness and/or ignorance. I understand that sentence structure can be tricky if you are not fluent with the language. I understand that learning disabilities can make writing difficult.

But, good lord.

I can formulate no comprehensible explanation for quoted sentence. It defies deconstruction and transcends logic.

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