I squirted myself in the face with my own blood. I am not shitting you, internets ( Read more... )

Cats, while photogenic, do not make good photo subjects. Here's why:

( Pictures of my attempts to photograph Hawkeye beneath the cut. I feel the story needs no narration. )

Bill O'Reilly is warning the world about LESBIAN GANGS. With pink pistols. They're forcing poor helpless schoolgirls into doing heinous LESBIAN GANG THINGS.I think I saw this once and it was a porn movie with women named after candies and semi-precious stones ( Read more... )