Don't know why I didn't make a list earlier-- oh yeah I was busy not being a fucking bore

[twatimmemorial]

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Comments

[expositional]

I don't specialize in autopsies, but as it resulted in death it's more likely official cause of death would have been more specific, such as head or chest trauma.

[twatimmemorial]

Oh I regenerated before anyone could call the police cos I'm a fucking rockstar.

[notvictorious]

You saved Hanna and his friend?

[twatimmemorial]

I'd like to see you ignore Hanna when he's screaming his fucking head off! It's not like I had much choice in the matter.

[notvictorious]

Right.. well. I guess maybe you're not terrible all the time.

[twatimmemorial]

Nah man, I'm a right charmer most of the time, you just haven't spent enough time around me yet! You'll see.

[oftpartitioned]

Being in a plane crash is like the opposite of fun.

[twatimmemorial]

Well let's be honest, that one was an afterthought. I figure if I'm drunk enough on those tiny cute vodka bottles then it might not be half bad! Plus last chance for aero-sex.

[flaxenflowers]

You would know that, wouldn't you.

[oftpartitioned]

DUH thats why I said it

[thousandlakes]

Hanging isn't really worth it... I guess if you want an impressive story, cannonball to the face is a good one. Impalement though, that always sucks.

[firstindustrial]

Count that under bayoneting, do you think?

[thousandlakes]

Oh, probably!

[thousandlakes]

Axes though, that'd be something else. Dismemberment?

[hechizar]

I don't think I can remember all the ways I've died!!

[hechizar]

Oh, drowning really sucks though, especially if you're in the middle of the ocean.

[twatimmemorial]

Yeah I'm really not fond of that one. I'd just regenerate at the bottom and do it all over again! Nothing fun about that. You've drowned then?

[hechizar]

Ah, yes quite a few times, actually. It's not fun.