Don't know why I didn't make a list earlier-- oh yeah I was busy not being a fucking bore

[twatimmemorial]

ACCOMPLISHED:
-- Took a nasty spill, impaled by metal fence (chest)
-- Met a shapeshifter bitch, impaled by exposed lavatory pipe (stomach)
-- Savagely beaten in the toilets (blunt force trauma I think it's called? Ask lady-boy cop)
-- Smoke inhalation (not a pleasant way to go, for the record)

SEEMS LIKE IT'D BE FUN, SHOULD HAVE A GO:
-- Erotic asphyxiation
-- Hanging (I hear you get a hard-on!)
-- Aeroplane crash

WOULD DO IT TO IMPRESS THE LADIES:
-- Electrocution
-- Shoot self in the head
-- Overdose
-- Depends on how big the ladies' tits are, really

FUCK NO:
-- Drowning
-- Cannibalism (not sure how regeneration would work?)
-- Smoke inhalation round two while carrying a screaming fairy-boy and a zombie down a fucking volcano, you ingrate twats