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[allonsyalonzo]

[The voice you hear is dry, but made a little bit squeaky at the moment by apparent panic.  Rising and falling chirps and bursts of noise begin every time he pauses for breath between sentences.]

What?

No, sorry, this wasn't supposed to happen, you'll all just have to... go away again.  Or I will.  One or the other.

No, this thing was definitely not

Comments

[chronosexual]

Time Vortex?

...Doctor? is that you?

[allonsyalonzo]

Time Vortex!

No, I'm not a Doctor of anything. Studying for mine, though.

Again.

Anyway, did you know that there's something dreadfully wrong with the matrices of your artron flow?

[chronosexual]

Hm. interesting.

My atron flow? Yeah. I'm aware. It's a bit complicated. What do you think about it? I'm not scaring you, am I?

[allonsyalonzo]

What? Scared? No, not at all.

I'm just sort of... goosebumps, all over, and a little bit of a feeling like I might lose my lunch.

for half a second I totally thought that was jesse spencer. Good match on the first doctor though

[chronosexual]

Not always the reaction I like to hear, but can't say I didn't at least expect it.

What do you think? Think you can do anything about it?

[allonsyalonzo]

Well, maybe if I...

No, probably not.

If we were on Galifrey you might be able to...

... but not without releasing 100 kilos of antimatter. And the anti-time!

... No, sorry, no idea.

[chronosexual]

That's all right. It's an affliction I've gotten used to. It's kind of useful, actually.

Enjoying your stay? Need someone to show you around?

[allonsyalonzo]

It's interesting so far.

I could probably use a native guide, but someone a little more baseline would be more helpful than a temporal anomaly.