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Sep 29, 2011 13:30

[The voice you hear is dry, but made a little bit squeaky at the moment by apparent panic.  Rising and falling chirps and bursts of noise begin every time he pauses for breath between sentences.]

What?

No, sorry, this wasn't supposed to happen, you'll all just have to... go away again.  Or I will.  One or the other.

No, this thing was definitely not ( Read more... )

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drumbeat_master September 29 2011, 18:41:51 UTC
Theta? Is that you?

What did you do this time and where are we? I swear, if you pull the Universe apart-

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[Audio] allonsyalonzo September 29 2011, 18:49:07 UTC
[In the voice of someone yelling at an inanimate object, interrupted in mid-stream]

NEUTRON, NOT ARTRON! No, you reverse the --

{In a totally different voice.]

Oh, hello, Kosh! No, I'm fairly certain I didn't -- that it wasn't --

It isn't working properly yet, so really, it can't possibly have been my fault. I was just trying to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow of the laundry cognitizer.

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[Audio] drumbeat_master September 29 2011, 18:55:53 UTC
Thete.

[There's a sigh from the other half of the audio, and it's easy to tell he's rolling his eyes.]

You are going to be the end of the universe, one of these days. Just tell me where you are. Two minds are better than one, and if you're going to rip the time vortex open, you could at least invite your best friend to watch.

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Re: [Audio] allonsyalonzo September 30 2011, 16:31:45 UTC
Right. I'm in a sort of... room... residential, by the look of it... there's a lot of foreign writing everywhere... and an old type 40 capsule with a broken chameleon circuit in the closet.

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hechizar September 29 2011, 18:52:48 UTC
Time vortex? What is that?

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allonsyalonzo September 30 2011, 16:32:12 UTC
Oh, well the Time Vortex is a sort of...

Hang on, are you Gallifreyan?

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hechizar October 2 2011, 23:43:55 UTC
...Gallifreyan? What's that? You really seem to like to talk about strange things...

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turnedleft September 29 2011, 20:18:09 UTC
What?

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allonsyalonzo September 30 2011, 16:33:29 UTC
What?!

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turnedleft September 30 2011, 16:35:14 UTC


What is on your head?

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allonsyalonzo September 30 2011, 16:35:56 UTC
What? This? Oh, just a project of mine.

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chronosexual September 29 2011, 22:35:56 UTC
Time Vortex?

...Doctor? is that you?

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allonsyalonzo September 30 2011, 16:33:18 UTC
Time Vortex!

No, I'm not a Doctor of anything. Studying for mine, though.

Again.

Anyway, did you know that there's something dreadfully wrong with the matrices of your artron flow?

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chronosexual September 30 2011, 16:38:17 UTC
Hm. interesting.

My atron flow? Yeah. I'm aware. It's a bit complicated. What do you think about it? I'm not scaring you, am I?

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allonsyalonzo September 30 2011, 16:48:38 UTC
What? Scared? No, not at all.

I'm just sort of... goosebumps, all over, and a little bit of a feeling like I might lose my lunch.

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[voice] toomanyrooms September 30 2011, 15:45:28 UTC
[quiet giggling - somebody is finding your distress extremely entertaining! or your squeaky, hysterical voice - one or the other.]

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[voice] allonsyalonzo September 30 2011, 16:34:12 UTC
... Hello?

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[voice] toomanyrooms September 30 2011, 16:49:52 UTC
[The laughter immediately stops, as though she's been caught out doing something she shouldn't.]

..... What are you doing?

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Re: [voice] allonsyalonzo September 30 2011, 16:51:54 UTC
Well, I was trying to suspend the regulator function on the laundry cognitizer.

Now I'm trying to figure out what I'm doing.

Did. What I did.

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