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[hechizar]

just got back

i was at the bottom of the ocean for a long long time i forgot what that felt like
drowning is no fun at all1111 especially for days

oh and my phone thing is still broken i found it on the beach11 im amazed it still turns on
how do you do get a new one

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[downtorest]

You were ... in the ocean ...?

[hechizar]

yes

long time too

[downtorest]

.......how are you feeling?

[hechizar]

better

[twatimmemorial]

Days? Christ man, you need a stiff drink. And take it to Juanes, they'll replace it for you right quick if you mention you drowned a couple fucking hundred times.

[hechizar]

i think i would really really like a stiff drink do you have any nathan

oh they sell them//// okay good i dont really like the strange chinese man you get drugs from
is it free though i lost some money while in the ocean

[twatimmemorial]

Oi, why don't we go round the pub? I'll treat you, sounds like you had a hell of a time. Just this once, though! And Lau's great alright, you lot are just too paranoid.

[hechizar]

really//// oh that would be really really nice thank you nathan youre a good friend

really/ he seems sketchy to me but i suppose thats part of his job description

[ihateyouetc]

YOU DIDN'T BRING ANY OF THOSE FUCKING CUTTLEFISH PIECES BACK DID YOU.
I REMEMBER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

[hechizar]

no

there are no packaged foods on the bottom of the ocean

i did bring back an octopus though
it didnt want to let go of me

[oftpartitioned]

i cant believe you drowned like a billion times!!

[oftpartitioned]

youre really pretty weak huh!

[hechizar]

i got stuck in the undercurrent okay

[hechizar]

and are you really one to talk about being weak