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[hechizar]

just got back

i was at the bottom of the ocean for a long long time i forgot what that felt like
drowning is no fun at all1111 especially for days

oh and my phone thing is still broken i found it on the beach11 im amazed it still turns on
how do you do get a new one

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[twatimmemorial]

Days? Christ man, you need a stiff drink. And take it to Juanes, they'll replace it for you right quick if you mention you drowned a couple fucking hundred times.

[hechizar]

i think i would really really like a stiff drink do you have any nathan

oh they sell them//// okay good i dont really like the strange chinese man you get drugs from
is it free though i lost some money while in the ocean

[twatimmemorial]

Oi, why don't we go round the pub? I'll treat you, sounds like you had a hell of a time. Just this once, though! And Lau's great alright, you lot are just too paranoid.

[hechizar]

really//// oh that would be really really nice thank you nathan youre a good friend

really/ he seems sketchy to me but i suppose thats part of his job description

[twatimmemorial]

Believe me, as far as dealers go he's prolly one of the least shady I've had!

[hechizar]

oh well i guess thats good then

i dont really have any experience with dealers though so i wouldnt know
holanda would1111 but hes not here so

oh are we gonna get food too/// tapas go great with beer

[twatimmemorial]

Ughhh fine, we'll get food. I don't know what the fuck a tapa is, though.

[hechizar]

you dont/////

thats horrible111

its okay dont worry boss will make you tapas11 they are all kinds of delicious things

[twatimmemorial]

Boss? Whose boss are you? Not my boss. Especially not if this is some weird sexual thing but I don't judge man, whatever gets you off.

[hechizar]

i used to be half the worlds boss but not anymore

[twatimmemorial]

Right, country, right. I think if I ever paid attention in school, half the shit you say would make more sense.

[hechizar]

i was an empire ( Great Nathan, now you've got him sulking. Also he might have found the bottle of wine he did have stashed away. )

its okay i dont mind
im just used to dealing with other countries11 weird only really being around humans instead

[hechizar]

and sexual// no

[notvictorious]

Does this mean you can get us free stuff from Juanes for being immortal?

[twatimmemorial]

Free stuff that's a replacement for stuff you lost when you died? Yeah man, anyone can get that. Though I do miss stealing shit if that's what you're getting at. Been thinking of taking it up again!

[notvictorious]

I didn't mean shoplifting! Don't do that!