Last year on her birthday, I posted that horrible, horrible insect list, so I figured I should return to the source to find other articles just as terrifying.
Twig's pretty cool, ain't she? Nearly all the people I meet online are. I haven't found an ax murderer or child molester yet.
I can waste so much time on Cracked.com, seriously. But yes, you should be asleep!
It's okay, I'm sure she wouldn't hold it against you. I mean, we've all been in that place where you've got to laugh at the ridiculous shit the world gets up to.
I know, I was totally horrorstruck by the ending of it. But I couldn't stop reading. Yeek. Yeah, I have this sort of mental picture of Patrick strolling outside every day and manfully beating off all manner of terrifying creatures. Sometimes, he is wearing a cape.
Humanity finds new ways to depress me every day! Fortunately, humanity has also come up with enough gastronomically amazing (and non-horrifying) things, that I am still balanced. I cannot destroy the world while the Krispy Kreme donut still exists.
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Twig's pretty cool, ain't she? Nearly all the people I meet online are. I haven't found an ax murderer or child molester yet.
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It's okay, I'm sure she wouldn't hold it against you. I mean, we've all been in that place where you've got to laugh at the ridiculous shit the world gets up to.
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Humanity finds new ways to depress me every day! Fortunately, humanity has also come up with enough gastronomically amazing (and non-horrifying) things, that I am still balanced. I cannot destroy the world while the Krispy Kreme donut still exists.
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