Because I can't read about aortic root measurements any longer without wanting to throw something

[thorne_scratch]

A play about health insurance in three acts!

Comments

[sakuranochi]

Come live/work here and that shit is free man. Plus, I'm here, what could be better than that?

[sakuranochi]

Also, so glad I'm not a chick.

[thorne_scratch]

Wait until you get old and have to start getting a prostate exam every year. We'll see who's laughing then!

[thorne_scratch]

Yeah, but your cough syrup doesn't get me high. I demand a country whose prescribed cough syrup gets me seeing pink giraffes and heffalumps.

You are a powerful draw, though.

[sakuranochi]

Our cough syrup may not be great, but all our REAL drugs are free, think about it!

Joking aside, England is okay. If I could take you anywhere for a week though, I'd take you to mother Eire, show you where the bastard English shot Pearse outside the post office, where the Big Man was ambushed, the sidhe, etc. I love it there, I'd much rather be there than here really, sounds like a lame sappy sentimental thing to say, but it always felt like home.

[thorne_scratch]

That is very true. I am halfway sold.

When I come to England (I say when, not if, 'cos I totally mean to) I am totally kidnapping you for a while. Anbd then I will kidnap Flidget. And we will all have wild adventures with each other! We'll go to Ireland after, and it will get even better.

[sakuranochi]

And I'll recite Yeats. And Flidge will repeatedly kick me in the shins. And you'll piss off to the Jameson distillery. Sounds about right.

[thorne_scratch]

It's a glorious picture. I'm already seeing the vacation photos we'll take.

[flidgetjerome]

Dude, stop lying. We all know you're secretly Scottish.

Also, even our real drugs suck. Next time you're in the States schedule some virus time and then enjoy the glory of their over-the-counter pharmaceuticals. It's amazing the sort of potions a country comes up with when no one can afford health care.

[thorne_scratch]

It's the red hair. That throws people off.

You and I should start a black market drug smugging scheme. I've got experience; my old housemate's boyfriend tried to set up a meth lab in the bathroom. We can totally do this! And if not, I can just come visit to see your window shades.