Because I can't read about aortic root measurements any longer without wanting to throw something

[thorne_scratch]

A play about health insurance in three acts!

Comments

[twigcollins]

Fucking shit cells what!?

[thorne_scratch]

Hell if I know. I'm sure it's nothing; I'm just annoyed I have to go do the stirrup thing again.

My real problem is that my mother (being a nurse in said old health insurance place) is so angry over the whole thing, she wants to file a malpractice complaint and write blistering letters and I am afraid she's gonna start a flamewar with Kaiser Permanente or something. And then I'll have to fake my own death again. Need to build a new robot double.

[twigcollins]

... build two robot doubles.

I need one for purposes.

[thorne_scratch]

I love that icon so much.

Is this going to end the same way the Midget Jello Wrestling Debacle ended?

[sakuranochi]

Nick Fury says Life Model Decoys are all the rage dear.

[thorne_scratch]

What does Dirk Anger have to say about them?

[flidgetjerome]

Dirk Anger is too manly for words so he doesn't say anything.

[thorne_scratch]

Plus, that hanging himself thing couldn't have been good for his vocal cords.

[sakuranochi]

Dirk Anger would make a better S.H.I.E.L.D. director than Tony Stark. Everyone knows Skrulls are weak against Koala's.

[thorne_scratch]

Frankly, I'd just like to see more of Dirk Anger in every comic series. He improves things immeasurably.

[sakuranochi]

Since Marvel is boring as fuck, as Grant Morrison has destroyed the DCU (JUST LIKE I SAID HE WOULD, NO ONE LISTENED BUT I WAS RIGHT), the return of Nextwave is just about the best thing we can hope for, sadly though, Joe "i'm a fucking dipshit" Q won't shell out for Immonen.

[thorne_scratch]

Man, when is someone gonna kick Joe Quesada in the goolies?

[sakuranochi]

I'll get to it, right after I shoot Dan Didio in the head.