"The fix is in. It remains only to be seen what it's been traded for. To get to this stage, anyone wanting to be a referee has had to learn to enjoy the special flavor of pressure-group dick. The question is: will the referees stagger off ice with lungs half full of steaming Winnipeg semen? Or will they merely be licking their lips
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Of course, after the third time I flopped because of low blood sugar, my parents were pretty much, "Have you had some juice? Eat some toast."
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*this was clearly either faked, or all mental. Put your mind to it, Thorne! Don't you recall the famous Catholic hymn, "We Shall Overcome"? What they were overcoming, I don't recall - it clearly wasn't important enough for me to remember - but I'm positive it was Catholicism-related. Ish.
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I OVERCAME MANY THINGS, THE LEAST OF WHICH WAS NOT HAVING TO WEAR DAMN PANTYHOSE TO CHURCH! Heh.
...want fic? Still feeling the meme, a bit.
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HAH. I NEVER WORE PANTYHOSE TO CHURCH! Mom was happy if we wore clean clothes and a shirt without a picture/words on it, though that rule became looser once my brother entered into his all-wolf-shirts-all-the-time phase.
ANYTHING ON JEFF SKINNER, TINY BALL OF RAGE. MAYBE JEFF/ERIC? :-DDD
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:-DDD SO MUCH MORE THAN I HAD DARED TO HOPE. <3 I'D APOLOGIZE FOR SHOUTING BUT I DON'T CARE; I LOVE THIS SO I NEED TO SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS.
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Nah, this seems remarkably in-character (bearing in mind I don't know any of these people at all and - fingers crossed - never will) and way more fun than anything I had in mind. I love when people are flat-footed by someone else trying to pick them up.
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I love when people are flat-footed by someone else trying to pick them up.
This is why I usually specify these memes with "NO REQUESTS ABOUT THE POPE, STEPHEN KING, BIGFOOT, ETC." but this time I thought I;d tempt fate XD
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Well, you picked something I wouldn't have written, but loved to have written for me. Excellent, excellent present. :-D
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(Oh, bb Skinner, I cannot believe you kicked at someone with your skate. Not on, kiddo, not on.)
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(I know, geez! It's like, calm the fuck down, kiddo. I'm still hodling a grudge against him for swinging his stick like a goddamn baseball bat at Halpy's head. On his first game back from a concussion, kid, you should KNOW better. And LEAVE MY HOMETOWN BOY ALONE.
...but his tantrum still makes me laugh in delight.)
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