Critics would give my life a B+!
Welcome to the pinnacle of average budget movies. That's right, short of a few million dollars to burn on cars, lawsuits and animal training, this is probably the highest you could get. Not that that's a bad thing, the B+ rating is much higher than most movies. You take a normal life and incorporate enough Hollywood cliches to woo the critics over to your side. Sure, you don't have Matrix-like funds to blow up five third-world countries in your pursuit of the most amazing action possible, but you've done very well with what you have. Between dodging lawsuits with fake names and buying time bombs that stop at :01 on their own, you make life look much more exciting than it actual is, and the critics love you for it.
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