I'm so cool that if I actually thought about how cool I am, my head would implode.
Well actually it's lame to think about how cool you are, unless your a rapper, so i think it would cancel out, which is really too bad because i'm a fan of implosions, even if it is my own head, implosions kick ass. Just as a quick reference here is a list of some more stuff that kicks ass:
-The smell of pavement after it rains in the summer
-When someone trips in a public place, but then pretends to start running
-When a lunchlady and a janitor argue (cmon guys you're supposed to be on the same team)
-Not being a vegetarian (sorry jono)
-Stealing someone's carpet (story to follow)
-Midget boxing (if it exsisted, maybe fox will pick it up)
-Midget Kick boxing (because its faster paced than regular midget boxing)
-Pretty much any regular sport involving god's little punch lines (midgets for those of you who are skimming or stupid)
-Eating a Doughnut
-Eating Multiple Doughnuts
-A vice president who's not afraid to cap someone in the face ( DISCLAIMER: I DON'T LIKE CHENEY OR THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION, I JUST THINK ITS AWESOME THAT THE VICE PRESIDENT SHOT SOMEONE, BOUT TIME A HEAD OF STATE ASSASSINATED SOMEONE INSTEAD OF VICE VERSA)
Anyways,lets recap what's new in the world, the muslims are pissed off, oh wait thats not new. Well my roomate jono and I have a new addtion to the room, a beautiful new rug we found in one of the other buildings here at the dorms. This is the magical story:
Alex, Jono, and the Magic Carpet Scam
So yesterday Jono mentioned that he saw a rug while he was walking back from class, you see we had both been desiring a rug for our room for quite some time, but we lacked necessary funds to procure said rug.
After a short discussion and jono falling asleep faster than a geriatric after lunch, we set off in search of the magical rug. When we arrived we scoped out the situation, everything looked good, the rug was rolled up and neatly leaned against the wall next to the trash can. We walked up and I put the rug on my shoulder and just as I did so the door across the hall opened and out stepped a random girl. The conversation that insued was one of the all time great improv performances that I have ever done:
Girl: Um, hey are you guys taking that rug? (she was one of those hyper-observant girls you hear so much about)
Jono: Yeah, it's a fire hazard
Me: Yeah, see we are with the Student Association, it's our job to go around and collect anything we see in the hall that could pose a possible hazard. But if it turns out that this is someone's, and they're not throwing it away, you can just have them call the student association and they will straighten everything out. You have a nice day now.
Truely it was an Oscar worthy performance on both of our parts, here's to a job well done. Other than that not much is new today. Oh, I have the song "Oh I think they like me" stuck in my head. I wish I could meet the guys who did that song so I could tell them they thought wrong, and that I actually want thier stupid ass song to get the fuck out of my cranium, but i doubt I will ever get the opportunity. Well that's it for today, im out.
P.S. the silly face for facebooks mood sucks, just wanted to point that out. VV
-The smell of pavement after it rains in the summer
-When someone trips in a public place, but then pretends to start running
-When a lunchlady and a janitor argue (cmon guys you're supposed to be on the same team)
-Not being a vegetarian (sorry jono)
-Stealing someone's carpet (story to follow)
-Midget boxing (if it exsisted, maybe fox will pick it up)
-Midget Kick boxing (because its faster paced than regular midget boxing)
-Pretty much any regular sport involving god's little punch lines (midgets for those of you who are skimming or stupid)
-Eating a Doughnut
-Eating Multiple Doughnuts
-A vice president who's not afraid to cap someone in the face ( DISCLAIMER: I DON'T LIKE CHENEY OR THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION, I JUST THINK ITS AWESOME THAT THE VICE PRESIDENT SHOT SOMEONE, BOUT TIME A HEAD OF STATE ASSASSINATED SOMEONE INSTEAD OF VICE VERSA)
Anyways,lets recap what's new in the world, the muslims are pissed off, oh wait thats not new. Well my roomate jono and I have a new addtion to the room, a beautiful new rug we found in one of the other buildings here at the dorms. This is the magical story:
Alex, Jono, and the Magic Carpet Scam
So yesterday Jono mentioned that he saw a rug while he was walking back from class, you see we had both been desiring a rug for our room for quite some time, but we lacked necessary funds to procure said rug.
After a short discussion and jono falling asleep faster than a geriatric after lunch, we set off in search of the magical rug. When we arrived we scoped out the situation, everything looked good, the rug was rolled up and neatly leaned against the wall next to the trash can. We walked up and I put the rug on my shoulder and just as I did so the door across the hall opened and out stepped a random girl. The conversation that insued was one of the all time great improv performances that I have ever done:
Girl: Um, hey are you guys taking that rug? (she was one of those hyper-observant girls you hear so much about)
Jono: Yeah, it's a fire hazard
Me: Yeah, see we are with the Student Association, it's our job to go around and collect anything we see in the hall that could pose a possible hazard. But if it turns out that this is someone's, and they're not throwing it away, you can just have them call the student association and they will straighten everything out. You have a nice day now.
Truely it was an Oscar worthy performance on both of our parts, here's to a job well done. Other than that not much is new today. Oh, I have the song "Oh I think they like me" stuck in my head. I wish I could meet the guys who did that song so I could tell them they thought wrong, and that I actually want thier stupid ass song to get the fuck out of my cranium, but i doubt I will ever get the opportunity. Well that's it for today, im out.
P.S. the silly face for facebooks mood sucks, just wanted to point that out. VV