It's winter already. And I'm still here. I'm not really sure how I feel about that. Sure, I miss home, my sister, my friends. But it's really not so bad here.
And apparently, there's going to be some sort of wedding. Is that even allowed?
This is just a dream, a very bad dream. I'm in the future, and I've just been enlisted to fight in a war against a bunch of aliens to save humanity. Yeah, sure. Let me get my sword, okay?
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Koizumi! Nagato! Asahina-san! This is all a joke, right?