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This can't be real.
This is just a dream, a very bad dream. I'm in the future, and I've just been enlisted to fight in a war against a bunch of aliens to save humanity. Yeah, sure. Let me get my sword, okay?
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Koizumi! Nagato! Asahina-san! This is all a joke, right?
Please tell me you're here!
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Haruhi's sure gonna love this.
This is just a dream, a very bad dream. I'm in the future, and I've just been enlisted to fight in a war against a bunch of aliens to save humanity. Yeah, sure. Let me get my sword, okay?
...
Koizumi! Nagato! Asahina-san! This is all a joke, right?
Please tell me you're here!
...
Haruhi's sure gonna love this.