Finally, a menu with food that is burnt and menu items that include "Cowboy Leg Beautiful Pole", "Man fruit braise", "F*ck the salt" and "Every form of rape" (to go?). And here's another set of menus that include, "Sand" (salad), "Butter Many Privates", "The bureau swallows to take the fish idea powder" and many more.

Thanks to cogitationitis.

This is hysterical.


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( Oh, stop making it so easy for people to pick on you! )

Ah yes, NBC are spending another year Fecking up the Olympics with too many over-sentimental BS stories, too many medal-ceremonies and more mediocre coverage. Oh, and today they are showing that great Olympic sport: The Daytona 500! Now, for the UK, on the BBC web page the coverage can be bad too, with an insistence for telling you about the ( Read more... )

Oh come on! What is it with these, "size does not matter" members of the Bush White House? Are they trying to make it easy to pick on them? You pick the caption.


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I'm sorry, but sometimes politicians make humour too easy to miss. You pick the caption. A few of mine are below:


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...there'd be days like these my mamma said (with thanks to wolflady26)


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So, hearing voices? Dr. E. Fuller Torrey thinks that your schizophrenia could be caused by your cat! No, really! Well, if you don't believe me, ask google!

We all know what a useless holiday Valentines Day is. I mean, you are supposed to show each other love and affection every day, and not just on days that make retailers happy. So I'd like to propose an equally useless, but far more important day: International Caffeine Day! Few of you reading this could survive a week without caffeine, so why ( Read more... )

Okay, so a couple of days ago I posted a bunch of cool links to amazing stuff out there on the web. One of them was a nifty Flash program of George Bush in free fall, bouncing off random collections of balls.

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