I need help, desperately. What are your favorite pick-me-ups? Happy songs, funny videos/movies, great jokes, what have you? Please share. I need to up my laughter quotient.

Jokes. Boy I love them. When I was younger I collected them. I used to like to write out my own versions of my favorites, and some particularly heinous ones ;). So I found a few the other day. These are mostly told in a South African voice. Oh, by the way, in South Africa van (short for van der Merwe) is the dumb guy in all the dumb blond/ ( Read more... )

These two pretend to be chauvinist jokes when the question is asked.

Why do women fake orgasms?
Because men fake foreplay.

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So why is it that women can't park?


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This morning the dogs were barking differently. A police car was passing somewhere nearby with sirens blaring and this set them to a kind of howling. Only they were doing a pretty damned awesome job of harmonizing, blending their voices with the varying tones and pitches of the sirens. I was impressed, despite myself (it helps that I was already ( Read more... )