I've just been promoted to president of the United States of America. I plan to use my lottery millions to finance a publicity campaign to convince the nation that this was all their idea... and also to launch my pop music career. I plan to raise your taxes in order to pay for the massive pay raise I deserve. If the job does not work out then I'll ( Read more... )

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I need help, desperately. What are your favorite pick-me-ups? Happy songs, funny videos/movies, great jokes, what have you? Please share. I need to up my laughter quotient.

After a sickness hiatus, I returned to my 30-in-30 on Saturday with this full-page effort making fun of the endless number of ways we have to describe what we are not, rather than what we are. No agrathea about so without the right software I could not add my nice header.


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