christmas oh how I love thee!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I pulled icicle_fairy's hair (-5 points). Last Thursday I gave lasandri a kidney (1000 points). Last week I helped bleed_insanity across the street (6 points). Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that, sarakenobi (-5000 points). In April I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-3980 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
thinkdanni