I love Kung Fu films. I love movie trailer compilations. As such, I was a big fan of Kung Fu Trailers of Fury. Unfortunately, this sequel left me kind of cold. While there are some bright spots here and there, it’s just a tad too repetitive for its own good ( Read more... )

Dennis Lipscomb stars as a meek artist who tries to commit suicide by jumping off the roof of his apartment building. The paramedics are able to bring him back to life and he awakens possessed by the soul of a killer. He also discovers he has odd psychic powers as he makes people's nose bleed, causes coffee cups to spill, and instigates a bus ( Read more... )

A dimwitted country bumpkin goes into town at the request of his aunt. There, he meets a monk who refuses to let him pass unless he can beat him in a fight. Since his aunt has told him never to fight, he tries to avoid contact. The monk persists and the bumpkin accidentally kills him with one punch. Fearing a murder rap, his aunt sends him off ( Read more... )

A group of classmates are invited to attend a class reunion. When they arrive at their old school, they are puzzled to learn that they are the only ones who showed up. Before long, a killer, who wears a variety of masks, picks them off one by one ( Read more... )

The Resident Evil saga has varied wildly in terms of quality on a film-by-film basis. Heck, The Final (excuse me while I laugh uncontrollably at the notion that this will be the “final” installment) Chapter fluctuates in quality on a scene-to-scene basis. For every awesome sequence of zombie carnage, there is at least one humdrum shootout foiled ( Read more... )

Ole’ Ole’ Ole’: A Trip Across Latin America documented The Rolling Stones' Latin America tour that culminated in the band playing their historical concert in Havana, Cuba. That flick more or less acts like a prequel (or perhaps an extended DVD supplement) to this awesome concert film. This one gives you some background on the events leading up ( Read more... )

The original Star Wars trilogy is like being with your soul mate. Every time feels like the first time, but you’re still continuously finding something new to love about them. The prequel trilogy is like being with your crazy ex. Even though everyone hates them and says they're no good for you, you still have a certain fondness for them. The ( Read more... )

A slasher movie revolving an ‘80s hair metal band from the creators of Gator Bait should’ve been a no-brainer, but Rocktober Blood is something of a frustrating experience. I admit that it does have its moments, although they are mostly weighted at the beginning and end of the film. There is a healthy amount of blood, gore, and nudity on display ( Read more... )

Okay, can we just agree that any film that features roller skates and the future is automatically going to be bad? I don’t know if Roller Blade is as bad as The Apple or Solarbabies, but it’s definitely one of the worst movies I’ve forced myself to stay awake through in some time ( Read more... )

Toulon (Guy Rolfe) flashes back to his days as a young Puppet Master during the turn of the century. While he’s off making wooden puppets, some Egyptian sorcerer is looking for an old wizard. He sends some mummies after him and the mummies have to turn into a bunch of sunglasses-wearing assholes in order to blend in. The wizard dude seeks refuge ( Read more... )