Mama, when she grows up, I want Alli to be my girl-husband ( Read more... )

my friend newsbean posted this and i laughed at nearly all of them. she says it's annonymous, so i just yoinked it from her. seriously, read and be very entertained ( Read more... )

Ben said, "mama can we write something?" so i said sure! here is his post ( Read more... )

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This is the best thing ever. And I really do mean EVER!!!!!!!!!!

It actually almost made me wish I was still working just so I could post it on my cubicle wall :-)


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Click and laugh. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/kriztalena/pregdecisionmap-1.pngRead more... )

Snoqualmie Falls is technically only a 1/2 mile hike. It was Ben's first one ( Read more... )

Ben just said "I'm giving Mama a hard tack"

I was ???? at it for awhile, then I sat back and watched what he was doing (trying to remove a half pot of coffee from the machine and pour it into a water bottle) and realized he what he meant.

A heart attack. He was saying "I'm giving Mama a heart attack."

And it was true! :-)

At Barnes and Nobel, we did the rush to the potty thing again. We get there, he pees and I get him some toilet paper for his drips. Next thing I know, he is trying to lean back and flush the potty while still sitting on it ( Read more... )

I was just tickling Ben on the couch and he was kicking and laughing. I was kissing him all over but mostly on the cheeks and he said, "Go back where you came from!"

??????

I repeated, "Go back where you came from?"

and he said, "OK!!!!"

and then I inwardly winced, imagining this.