I'm sitting here in IKEA and someone just walked by declaring how she was lost and felt like she was in a maze.

I hope she gets eaten by a grue.

Nothing personal. It would just be amusing.

koyote is a bag addict.

And no, that is not an euphamism.

The high today for Davis is apparently 107.

The high today for Bagdad, Iraq is 99.

We lose.

I found one of those "Rub my belly for good luck" Buddha shirts at the thrift store this afternoon.

Unfortuntaly, there are too few people in this world that I actually want rubbing my belly.

Sometimes I believe I may be the only person on the planet who is irritated by all things pirate.

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The other day, I received an anonymous comment very eloquently stating:

no one wants to see your tit, period.
even if you are feeding your child with it.

Now, experience leads me to believe that such a broad statement may not be entirely accurate. So, in interest of scientific inquiry, I have created a poll.

Poll Boob poll

Notes* Creating this poll in no way ( Read more... )

Your Brain is 40% Female, 60% Male
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I'm such a freak when it comes to bees ( Read more... )