1.
estrellada's lawyer for the accident thinks I should get a lawyer. So I guess it's official: the WHOLE WORLD thinks I should get a lawyer. And because I am nothing if not a sheep, I will. OKAY? Stop bugging me about it.
2. I don't like making my kitten cry nonconsensually. It is not fun at all. I guess this means I'm not the bad kind of sadist?
3. I'm helping the 'rents plan their twenty-fifth anniversary party. We had our first planning meeting last night. I have to type up the copy for the invitation (my brother and I are "hosting" the party. This is so it's okay for my parents to ask for money as a present--'cause technically my brother and I are asking. I LOVE ETIQUETTE). I also have to give a speech at the thing omg wai.
4.
Orillia, ON. I think their town flag should have an owl on it and say "Orillia?"
5. No, admit it. I am the funniest person ever.
Bye.