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Dear Boys I've Dated (or just Made Out With):
There are time limits and expiration dates when it comes to dealing with me. If you say you are going to call, call. If you don't call, I'm going to get over you eventually. It's probably best if you don't try again. You get one shot. Okay, so you could probably have a second chance if you are tall enough, but even that's a stretch. So don't email me, text me, or call me a month, six months, or a year later expecting anything. You'll get a response from me, but only so I can have the last word this time.
I'm tired of all of you.
Sincerely,
Megan
P.S. A boy from last summer texted me tonight. Admittedly it was an accident, but at least I knew who I was talking to. Haha. And it is kinda awesome that he never deleted me.
There are time limits and expiration dates when it comes to dealing with me. If you say you are going to call, call. If you don't call, I'm going to get over you eventually. It's probably best if you don't try again. You get one shot. Okay, so you could probably have a second chance if you are tall enough, but even that's a stretch. So don't email me, text me, or call me a month, six months, or a year later expecting anything. You'll get a response from me, but only so I can have the last word this time.
I'm tired of all of you.
Sincerely,
Megan
P.S. A boy from last summer texted me tonight. Admittedly it was an accident, but at least I knew who I was talking to. Haha. And it is kinda awesome that he never deleted me.