*snort*

*chokes on coffee*

*coughs a lot*

...Seriously? Seriously? Oh, come on. Ex-thief, here. Not the greatest ex-thief ever, either. I was working on my third strike--for a crime that I did not in any way commit, thank you very much, though it really should have been for the act of burglary I was attempting, not the stupid frickin' Good ( Read more... )

Uh, when you say run, are we talking literally or metaphorically here? Because, me, I excel at metaphorical running. I am the king at running away from things. My family. Responsibilities. My life. Whatever isn't working for me at the moment, my first response a lot of the time is to run first, figure it all out later ( Read more... )

Badly, mostly ( Read more... )

I would just say no to drugs, but I kinda can't. Because the alternative is worse, and that just sucks ( Read more... )

Have you ever sold out?

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...the hell? What makes you think I cry? 'Cause I don't. I yell, I holler, I even on occasion scream in pain--hey, you would too if you had the occasional needle jammed into the back of your head or something--but I do not cry ( Read more... )

My name is Darien Fawkes,
they call me Furious D--

...yeah, okay, nobody actually calls me Furious D. Nobody has ever called me Furious D. You have no idea how much this disappoints me ( Read more... )

Okay, this might sound a little weird, but I used to love to sleep ( Read more... )

I've actually thought about this sometimes, you know? If my eight-year-old self could stumble across me, over twenty years later, what would he say? And the first thing I usually think is, "Dude, what the hell is wrong with you ( Read more... )

"The problem, of course, was that people did not seem to understand the difference between right and wrong. They needed to be reminded about this, because if you left it to them to work it out themselves, they would never bother. They would just find what was best for them, and then they would call that the right thing. That's how most people ( Read more... )