Jun 07, 2010 18:17
My name is Darien Fawkes,
they call me Furious D--
...yeah, okay, nobody actually calls me Furious D. Nobody has ever called me Furious D. You have no idea how much this disappoints me.
I've never really been one for nicknames, you know? Hobbes likes to call me things related to the invisibility gland, or, well, call the gland itself nicknames--the 6 Million Dollar Gland is his personal favorite, no matter how much I tell him it's old now, find a new one--but as a kid, as a teen, I never really got too many nicknames attached to me. Other than "Really tall freak" or "The dude with the crazy hair," stuff like that, and I...don't feel a need to count those.
As for Furious D...what can I say? I was bored one day at work. I'm tellin' ya, if I'm not working on a case? I have nothing to do. Other than paperwork, writing reports or something, but I leave all that to Hobbsey and his dyslexia. One of these days, I swear I'm gonna end up watching soaps with the Fatman and Eberts. Crap.